The Iconophile | A misanthropic webgeek’s reliquary of the goddesses and saints of the celebrity pantheon

Kelly Brook’s bikini breakfast

Posted on January 27, 2012 by The Studite

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“Breakfast time … Grab the coconuts!!” tweets model/actress Kelly Brook of this bikini photo. Presumably it was taken before she went back to being brunette and doesn’t betoken a return to her blonde phase. I hope.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s upcoming series “The Client List”

Posted on January 27, 2012 by The Studite

Jennifer Love Hewitt in a promo spot for “The Client List”

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Having read some sneering reactions to producer Patrick Muldoon’s “but it’s a message movie” defense of the volume of nudity in the upcoming Lovelace starring Amanda Seyfried, I was a little surprised when I watched the promo for Lifetime’s The … Continue reading →

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24 hours of Salma Hayek’s cleavage

Posted on January 26, 2012 by The Studite

Salma Hayek at the launch of Prada’s 24-hour museum

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Who knows? In a thousand years, even you may be worth something. Belloq Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) Fashion label Prada and artist/satirist Francesco Vezzoli have launched a “24-hour museum” at the historic Palais d’Iena in Paris as a … Continue reading →

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Amanda Seyfried on the set of “Lovelace”

Posted on January 26, 2012 by The Studite

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So should we get our hopes up for Lovelace, the upcoming biopic about 70s porn star Linda Lovelace of Deep Throat fame? Depends on the hopes. If it’s nudity we’re hoping for, there’s reportedly a lot of it. If it’s … Continue reading →

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Elisha Cuthbert in the February 2012 issue of Shape magazine

Posted on January 26, 2012 by The Studite

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The cover of next month’s Shape magazine features Happy Endings star Elisha Cuthbert and promises “her 5-minute workout for killer curves”. But when you read the article, you quickly discover that this workout isn’t Elisha’s at all, but something proposed … Continue reading →

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Laura Prepon in “Are You There, Chelsea?”, episode 3

Posted on January 26, 2012 by The Studite

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I just got through watching the third episode of Are You There, Chelsea?, something I probably wouldn’t bother with if I didn’t have this site. It struck me this time that even if the show’s one-liners were funnier, if they … Continue reading →

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Katherine Heigl at the premiere of “One for the Money” in New York

Posted on January 25, 2012 by The Studite

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So Katherine Heigl was at the premiere of One for the Money in New York yesterday, but you won’t find many reviews yet. Why? Because there was no advanced screening for the critics — a move studios normally reserve for … Continue reading →

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Carla Gugino in “Justified”, season 3, episode 2

Posted on January 25, 2012 by The Studite

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I love actress Carla Gugino. But I know better than to watch her. Well, I know better than to watch her in Justified. Justified is one of those shows on FX I never would have heard of but for a … Continue reading →

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Lindsay Lohan lately: Boobs, parking tickets, and Elizabeth Taylor

Posted on January 25, 2012 by The Studite

Lindsay Lohan leaving 14 Karats jewelry store

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Something interesting’s happening with troubled actress Lindsay Lohan. She was seen last Saturday evening at 14 Karats jewelry store in Los Angeles in her usual mode — severe blonde hair, shades, sheer black top, no bra — only to return … Continue reading →

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Honest Alba

Posted on January 24, 2012 by The Studite

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Jessica Alba has been a busy girl lately — she’s been on pretty much every talk show on TV and radio to plug “The Honest Company”, a baby products company she co-founded that purports not to sell diapers and such … Continue reading →

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Homeless youth, Heather Graham, and porn

Posted on January 24, 2012 by The Studite

Heather Graham at the L.A. Gay & Lesbian Center’s 2012 “An Evening” benefit

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Heather Graham was at the L.A. Gay & Lesbian Center’s “An Evening” benefit for homeless youth services in West Hollywood yesterday — the first time I’ve seen her since September when she was promoting The Flying Machine. Presumably we’ll be … Continue reading →

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Salma Hayek’s couture cleavage at the Giambattista Valli spring/summer 2012 show

Posted on January 24, 2012 by The Studite

Salma Hayek arriving at the Giambattista Valli spring/summer 2012 fashion show

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For attendees of the Giambattista Valli spring/summer haute couture fashion show in Paris yesterday, the show was on the catwalk where Valli — recently elevated to couture status — strutted his mostly monochromatic “art of the atelier”. But for the … Continue reading →

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The boobs that stopped a thousand ships: Salma Hayek at the 2012 Cinema for Peace gala

Posted on January 24, 2012 by The Studite

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Cinema for Peace is a charitable organization with the quixotic goal of promoting peace in our time through film. To fund that, they have their annual galas, which brings out the celebrities in their boob suits, which just reaffirms my … Continue reading →

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Jennifer Lawrence at the Academy Awards announcements

Posted on January 24, 2012 by The Studite

Jennifer Lawrence at the 2012 Academy Awards Nominations Announcement

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In this age where there are more movie-related award shows than I can keep track of, I’m not sure why the Academy Awards is still the show, why, despite declining audiences, it’s still the most watched U.S. program after the … Continue reading →

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Abbot and Main and the cult of Kate Upton

Posted on January 24, 2012 by The Studite

Kate Upton candid from the set of a photo shoot for Abbot & Main

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There was a photo shoot for Abbot & Main last Friday, but who the real models were depends on who you ask. For me, and people like me, the shoot clearly centered on juggy, braless Kate Upton of rising Victoria’s … Continue reading →

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Emmy Rossum in “Shameless”, season 2, episode 3

Posted on January 23, 2012 by The Studite

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If contrived, ostentatious white-trashiness and weirdness tempered by moments of familial tenderness don’t hold your attention long enough to warrant watching every week, then the much ballyhooed Shameless probably isn’t for you. If, on the other hand, your attention is … Continue reading →

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Clémence Poésy in “Birdsong”

Posted on January 23, 2012 by The Studite

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Like a latter-day Lady Godiva, actress Clémence Poésy, better known to the non-Gallic world as “Fleur Delacour” of the Harry Potter franchise, made a topless tour through the living rooms of Britain yesterday in the much anticipated TV adaptation of … Continue reading →

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Katherine Heigl in the Feburary 2012 Australian InStyle

Posted on January 23, 2012 by The Studite

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One for the Money comes out this week in the USA; I’ve seen surprisingly little hype for it, which could have been taken as a sign that the studio knows it has a turd on its hands — were it … Continue reading →

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The cleavage of the 2012 Producers Guild Awards

Posted on January 23, 2012 by The Studite

Sofía Vergara at the 2012 Producers Guild Awards

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Like all award shows in the movie business, the Producers Guild Awards claims to be a “strong prognosticator for the Best Picture Oscar” — indeed, as near as I can tell, its relevance to the Oscars seems to be its chief … Continue reading →

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Lauren Graham in “Parenthood”, season 3, episode 14

Posted on January 20, 2012 by The Studite

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After having left Parenthood for a while, I started watching it again on account of ridiculously curvy Alexandra Daddario. Sadly, her storyline only lasted a few episodes. But rather than leaving the show again, I kept watching it — partly … Continue reading →

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Sofía Vergara in “Modern Family”, season 3, episode 13

Posted on January 19, 2012 by The Studite

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I’ve been noticing a trend these last few episodes of Modern Family: After a long period of neglect, the show is starting to make use of actress Sofía Vergara’s hypnotizing curves again. And by “curves”, I really just mean “boobs”. … Continue reading →

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Melissa George at “The Nutcracker”

Posted on January 19, 2012 by The Studite

Melissa George at the English National Ballet

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One of the nice things about Australian actress Melissa George is that, though she may say things like “that’s enough of my boobies out there”, she nevertheless keeps putting them out there — even if it’s just in the form … Continue reading →

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Amanda Seyfried in “In Time”

Posted on January 19, 2012 by The Studite

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Stills of Amanda Seyfried’s eye-popping curves from In Time have already been posted on this site. That the film itself is disappointing has been covered, too. What we have now are the “good parts”, that is, the quasi-naked bits that … Continue reading →

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Laura Prepon in “Are You There, Chelsea?”, episode 2

Posted on January 19, 2012 by The Studite

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As with any successful genre, the “girl raunch” genre has become saturated with dreck and near-dreck that offer little but the still lingering novelty of the genre itself. This is especially true of 2 Broke Girls. And despite comedienne Chelsea … Continue reading →

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Carla Gugino at the “Road to Mecca” after party

Posted on January 18, 2012 by The Studite

Carla Gugino at the opening night after party for “The Road to Mecca”

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I’ve gotten so used to reading positive reviews of actress Carla Gugino herself but negative reviews about everything she’s involved in that I was fairly surprised to see mostly thumbs up for her latest foray into theater, “The Road to … Continue reading →

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Anne Hathaway in Tod’s Signature collection spring campaign

Posted on January 18, 2012 by The Studite

Anne Hathaway for Tod’s Signature collection

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It’s tempting to think that when Italian shoe and leather goods maker Tod’s hired actress Anne Hathaway to be the face of its Signature collection, it thought that it was getting the pretty, curvy actress known the world over from … Continue reading →

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Kelly Brook brings back her old look for New Look

Posted on January 18, 2012 by The Studite

Kelly Brook modeling “Kelly Brook Lingerie” for New Look

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If there’s one thing that’s been missing from the New Look photos I’ve seen of famously bosomy model Kelly Brook, it’s the bosom that made her famous. Happily, that egregious oversight is being corrected, and Kelly’s skimpier, sexier old look … Continue reading →

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My few minutes with Amber Heard as Marilyn

Posted on January 17, 2012 by The Studite

Amber Heard as Marilyn Monroe for Guess jeans

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I’ve only just recently discovered Amber Heard on account of her cleavage being thrust at the camera at the Art of Elysium gala, and so was delighted to find a whole ad campaign featuring her as Marilyn Monroe in Bus … Continue reading →

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Re-sexed up Michelle Williams takes one for the team in next month’s GQ

Posted on January 17, 2012 by The Studite

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“Shall I be Her?” Michelle Williams as Marilyn Monroe asks in My Week with Marilyn, referring to Marilyn’s sex kitten alter ego. Williams herself, however, was never fond of being Her. “It’s such a cliché,” she said of her cheesecake … Continue reading →

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The titillation’s back: Kelly Brook’s photo shoot by Kate Orne

Posted on January 17, 2012 by The Studite

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I’m not sure when these photos are from or what magazine they’re for — but if they’re recent, as they seem to be, then I’m happy to report that not only has famously curvy model Kelly Brook finally concluded her … Continue reading →

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Rose McGowan’s trans-species mouth and Amber Heard’s boobs at The Art of Elysium’s 2012 Heaven gala

Posted on January 17, 2012 by The Studite

Amber Heard at the Art of Elysium’s 2012 Heaven gala in Los Angeles

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I guess kudos must go to actress Rose McGowan for being the one person at the Art of Elysium’s Heaven gala who took the name literally and showed up in a chiton-like number. Alas for her, the Fates — and … Continue reading →

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Miranda Kerr hired to write “Some Pig” over Australia’s stall

Posted on January 17, 2012 by The Studite

Miranda Kerr at the 2012 “G’Day USA” gala in Hollywood

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Australia wants America’s love again, and it’s willing to use supermodel Miranda Kerr to get it. Apparently US-Australian relations never really recovered from the release of 1988’s Young Einstein, and in an attempt to recover the lost love that began … Continue reading →

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After the Golden Globes

Posted on January 16, 2012 by The Studite

Tiffani Amber Thiessen at a 2012 Golden Globes after party

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The 2012 Golden Globe Awards may have ended, but the cleavage show went ever on in the variously hosted after parties around Beverly Hills, in case you didn’t get your fill of celebrity boobs during all the arrival coverage or … Continue reading →

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The cleavage of the 2012 Golden Globe Awards

Posted on January 16, 2012 by The Studite

Angelina Jolie arriving at the 2012 Golden Globe Awards

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“For those of you who don’t know,” said host Ricky Gervais at last night’s Golden Globe Awards, “the Golden Globes are just like the Oscars — without all that esteem.” Sounds about right. Still, we have to pretend to take … Continue reading →

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All apologies: Kat Dennings at the TCA winter press tour for CBS

Posted on January 13, 2012 by The Studite

Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs on the panel for “2 Broke Girls” at the TCA winter press tour for CBS

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CBS had its state of the union address to the press on Wednesday, which opened with a protracted apology for a point of order failure, followed by apologies and defenses for moving The Good Wife to Sundays, delaying the Robert … Continue reading →

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Ambassador Eliza Dushku for “Final Fantsy XIII-2”

Posted on January 13, 2012 by The Studite

Eliza Dushku on “CES All Access Live” to promote “Final Fantasy XIII-2”

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Actress/Buffy icon Eliza Dushku, in her role as ambassador for CES (that is, its professional product endorser), was on tap last Tuesday for an “interview” on Spike’s CES All Access Live to promote the January 31 launch of Final Fantasy … Continue reading →

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Renee Olstead this year

Posted on January 13, 2012 by The Studite

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I suspect some of these pictures are older than their upload dates to her Buzznet page, but as of the L.A. premiere of Beneath the Darkness on January 4, at least, Renee Olstead is still very much in her washed-out … Continue reading →

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Lauren Graham in “Parenthood”, season 3, episode 13

Posted on January 13, 2012 by The Studite

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“All I remember is eat, sleep, poop, eat, sleep, poop.” Sookie St. James in response to Lorelai’s question “You know, babies are more than diapers, right?” Gilmore Girls, season 7, episode 12 I suppose it’s not in the cards for … Continue reading →

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Vox Populi: The cleavage of the 2012 People’s Choice Awards

Posted on January 12, 2012 by The Studite

Elisha Cuthbert at the 38th People’s Choice Awards

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Having a site like this, part of me feels like I should care more that I missed the 38th People’s Choice Awards last night. But the rest of me had better things to do than wait for the processed verdicts … Continue reading →

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Jessica Alba at the InStyle pre-Golden Globes party

Posted on January 12, 2012 by The Studite

Jessica Alba at the InStyle Golden Globes party

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It feels a little like the “Pre-Saturday-Night-Party Party” bit from The Rules of Attraction, but although the Golden Globe Awards won’t happen until this Sunday, InStyle magazine is already hosting a “Pre-Golden-Globe-Awards-Party Party”. Anyway, Jessica Alba was there, and though … Continue reading →

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Ludivine Sagnier in “Les bien-aimés”

Posted on January 12, 2012 by The Studite

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It’s easy to lose track of what French actress Ludivine Sagnier is up to these days, what with so few subtitled European films being deemed seaworthy of the trans-Atlantic voyage to the U.S. Especially comedies. Even more especially: musical comedies. … Continue reading →

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Laura Prepon in “Are You There, Chelsea?”

Posted on January 12, 2012 by The Studite

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As of yesterday, That ’70s Show alum Laura Prepon is officially back on the air with Are You There, Chelsea? I’m still waiting for it to turn up on Hulu.com, but the title — changed from the original Are You … Continue reading →

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The repackaging of Michelle Williams

Posted on January 11, 2012 by The Studite

Michelle Williams at a luncheon for “My Week with Marilyn” in Los Angeles

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There was a luncheon held “in honor” of My Week with Marilyn yesterday. Not sure what that really means, but the red leather skirt and red-and-tan striped shirt Michelle Williams had on are the most interesting ensemble I’ve seen her … Continue reading →

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Hayley Atwell at the 2011 British Independent Film Awards

Posted on January 11, 2012 by The Studite

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Preternaturally curvy actress Hayley Atwell of Captain America was among the guests at the British Independent Film Awards back in December. She didn’t come with the eye-popping cleavage that attracted so much notice at the Captain America premieres, but from … Continue reading →

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Miranda Kerr in the December/January Victoria’s Secret catalog

Posted on January 11, 2012 by The Studite

Miranda Kerr in the Victoria’s Secret online catalog

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These pictures of model Miranda Kerr reportedly come from the December-January online catalog at Victoria’s Secret. I haven’t seen them there myself. And, quite frankly, one shoot looks so much like another that these could have come from any of … Continue reading →

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Jesus Christ, will the “Puss in Boots” publicity tour never end?

Posted on January 10, 2012 by The Studite

Salma Hayek at a “Puss in Boots” awards mixer

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Lord knows I appreciate that actress Salma Hayek unbuttoned her purple, bezippered dress as far down as she did yesterday at a “Puss in Boots awards mixer” — whatever the hell that is — but for all her efforts and … Continue reading →

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Angelina Jolie at the New York Film Critics Circle Awards

Posted on January 10, 2012 by The Studite

Angelina Jolie at the 2012 New York Film Critics Circle Awards

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Brad Pitt picked up the Best Actor prize at the New York Film Critics Circle Awards for his roles in Moneyball and The Tree of Life. Angelina Jolie, looking both fabulous and dangerously unhealthy, was with him, but not up … Continue reading →

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Tired of “My Week with Marilyn”? Too bad.

Posted on January 10, 2012 by The Studite

Michelle Williams at a screening of “My Week with Marilyn” in Los Angeles

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Between approaching the ten million mark in domestic box office recently, the awards it’s been picking up, and the awards it’s expected to pick up, it seems the time has come even for naysayers to start taking My Week with … Continue reading →

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Lauren Graham in “Parenthood”, season 3, episode 12

Posted on January 10, 2012 by The Studite

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The Lauren Graham storyline in this last episode of Parenthood was an amusing one: how to comport yourself after learning that your teenage son has seen you having sex with your boyfriend. As ever, Lauren was a delight to watch, … Continue reading →

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The amnesty of spandex: Aly Michalka in Calabasas

Posted on January 10, 2012 by The Studite

Aly Michalka shopping in spandex in Calabasas

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Based on actress Aly Michalka’s record of titillation so far, it seems the millenarian hopes of the Michalka faithful to one day see her in the buff will probably never come to pass. But because of the miracle of spandex, … Continue reading →

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Mila Kunis enters the Dior stable of models

Posted on January 10, 2012 by The Studite

Mila Kunis for the Miss Dior handbag collection

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It was announced recently that actresses Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, and Charlize Theron will be modeling for Dior — one for its Miss Dior handbags, one for its Miss Dior’s Cherie perfume, and one for its J’Adore fragrance. I’ve only … Continue reading →

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Emmy Rossum at the premiere of season 2 of “Shameless”

Posted on January 10, 2012 by The Studite

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Showtime had its premiere party for the second season of Shameless last Thursday. Fantastic news if I watched the show. But since I don’t, and only have a casual interest in it that begins and ends with actress Emmy Rossum’s … Continue reading →

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Michelle Williams’ “My Week With Marilyn” interview on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”

Posted on January 10, 2012 by The Studite

Michelle Williams on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”

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So the Golden Globe Awards are coming up, and Michelle Williams is up for best actress for My Week With Marilyn (itself up for best motion picture for a comedy or musical). Which means it’s time again to make the … Continue reading →

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Mila Kunis’ cleavage for the kids

Posted on January 9, 2012 by The Studite

Mila Kunis at the St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital’s 50th anniversary benefit gala

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Ordinarily, St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital is all about kids with cancer and other catastrophic diseases. But last Saturday, at its 50th anniversary benefit gala, it was about cleavage. And in a world where presentation is everything, actress Mila Kunis … Continue reading →

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A portrait of Brooke Burke

Posted on January 9, 2012 by The Studite

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One might ask, “What exactly does Brooke Burke do to warrant a portrait session of herself?” As near as I can make out from IMDB.com, she’s not doing Dancing with the Stars anymore — or anything else. What does she … Continue reading →

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Jessica Alba’s Cabo San Lucas bikini holiday

Posted on January 8, 2012 by The Studite

Jessica Alba in a bikini in Cabo San Lucas

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I once knew a guy who counted himself a “MILF-hunter” on account of having had sex with a 16-year-old mom. My own understanding of “MILF” is that a certain age and even a degree of gravitas is implied in addition … Continue reading →

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Nuts magazine’s “interactive issue”

Posted on January 8, 2012 by The Studite

Holly Peers on the cover of Nuts magazine

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“Watch the page come to life in your hand!” sounds a little grosser than the January 2012 “interactive issue” of Nuts magazine probably intended. Not having a smartphone, I’m not sure what’s really gained by this sort of interactivity. Most … Continue reading →

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Nuts magazine’s “Topless 2012”

Posted on January 8, 2012 by The Studite

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New girls entering the mix notwithstanding, Nuts magazine has published its topless lineup for 2012. A pretty, if not particularly useful guide for those already familiar with the usual faces of British lad mags. But helpful for those new to … Continue reading →

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Old news is still news when “leaked”, “nude”, and “Melissa George” are in the headline

Posted on January 7, 2012 by The Studite

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This site has been in suspended animation since the end of December on account of an unfathomably long migration from one server to another, and Lord knows how I’ll catch up with all the celebrity titillation that’s transpired since then. … Continue reading →

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Kelly Brook at the Capri Hollywood International Film Festival: Days 2 and 3

Posted on December 29, 2011 by The Studite

Kelly Brook portrait at the 16th annual Capri Hollywood International Film Festival

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It’s a rare woman who can make a perfectly cleavageless blouse look almost vulgar, but model/actress Kelly Brook does exactly that here on the second day of the 16th annual Capri Hollywood International Film Festival. (Less so on the third … Continue reading →

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Kelly Brook goes blonde

Posted on December 28, 2011 by The Studite

Kelly Brook at the 16th annual Capri Hollywood International Film Festival

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Not every brunette can pull off the blonde look very well. There are many things former Page 3 Girl Kelly Brook can pull off — most famously her clothes in the pages of British lad mags — but the blonde … Continue reading →

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Coalition of the shilling: Aly Michalka

Posted on December 28, 2011 by The Studite

Aly and AJ Michalka at Social Hill Product Placement

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There is a company called Social Hill Product Placement that has the slightly creepy goal of perfecting the art of turning celebrities into corporate shills whether the celebrity is aware of it or not. But not every celebrity is an … Continue reading →

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Snakes on a Dame: Emmy Rossum in this month’s Malibu magazine

Posted on December 28, 2011 by The Studite

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If there’s any lesson to be learned from the much-hyped but ill-fated Snakes on a Plane, it’s that under no circumstances should the audience ever be allowed to play scriptwriter. In an interview with actress Emmy Rossum in this month’s … Continue reading →

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Sascha Knopf lately

Posted on December 27, 2011 by The Studite

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It’s with a broken heart that I recall Sascha Knopf’s gradual exodus from acting to photography during the last few years. It’s not just her Hot Chick (and Hot Naked Chick) roles that I miss — though if she had … Continue reading →

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“Pan Am”’s Karine Vanasse as a sex performer in “Ma fille, mon ange”

Posted on December 27, 2011 by The Studite

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Like most of the country, I stopped watching Pan Am a few episodes in, and never even saw its name again except in various “death watch” lists. Well, believe it or not, the show’s still on the air, if only … Continue reading →

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Katy Perry’s Hawaiian bikini Christmas

Posted on December 26, 2011 by The Studite

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“Many a man in love with a dimple,” humorist Stephen Leacock famously said, “makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.” I’m reminded of that little quip whenever I’m in line at the check-out stand and I read headlines to … Continue reading →

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Life after “Gilmore Girls”: Liza Weil

Posted on December 26, 2011 by The Studite

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A few weeks ago my sister was overjoyed to learn that I have the entire run of Gilmore Girls on DVD, which she quickly borrowed and has been watching ever since, to the gradual exclusion of all other activities. That … Continue reading →

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Anne Hathaway at the premiere of “The Iron Lady” in New York

Posted on December 26, 2011 by The Studite

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“Hardcore Streep fans and bored history buffs will turn out, but the film is not likely to gain much traction from them,” writes Boxoffice Magazine of The Iron Lady. I’m both of those things, so I might have to make … Continue reading →

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Holiday Nuts

Posted on December 24, 2011 by The Studite

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I’ve recently been delving deeper and deeper into the décolletage of British lad mags in search of someone that can inspire the fanboy in me. Of the top-heavy models I’ve seen, Holly Peers and Sophie Reade are the two I’ve … Continue reading →

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“The Girls of Nuts”: Holly Peers

Posted on December 23, 2011 by The Studite

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According to this issue of Nuts magazine, guys who like the “English rose” type of girl tend to favor pinup model Rosie Jones, guys who like “catwalk-standard beautiful” gravitate toward Emma Frain, and those who just like beautiful and busty … Continue reading →

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Sofía Vergara in cowgirl position

Posted on December 23, 2011 by The Studite

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Sofía Vergara went horseback riding a few days ago in a semi-transparent top. Built as she is, this would have been spectacular to see as a clip or animated GIF. Alas, all I have are these photos. Ah, what could … Continue reading →

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Rosie Jones topless in Miami Beach

Posted on December 23, 2011 by The Studite

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All the photos of nudie pinup model Rosie Jones I’ve seen thus far have been in the airbrushed pages of Nuts, Loaded, and other British magazines of that sort. It wasn’t until today that I saw her more or less … Continue reading →

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Rose McGowan at The Abbey: The illusion of sluttiness

Posted on December 23, 2011 by The Studite

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Ordinarily I have no issue with the way Rose McGowan dresses — especially since her taste tends to run a little provocative. But at The Abbey last night — “the premiere gay and lesbian bar in West Hollywood” — the … Continue reading →

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Angelina Jolie’s promotional portraits for “In the Land of Blood and Honey”

Posted on December 22, 2011 by The Studite

Angelina Jolie promotional portrait for “In the Land of Blood and Honey”

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In the Land of Blood and Honey doesn’t come out until tomorrow, but the reviews so far are not auspicious. Which is bad news enough for first time writer and director Angelina Jolie, but there’s also that plagiarism lawsuit to … Continue reading →

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Joanna Krupa at Heather’s Miniskirts

Posted on December 22, 2011 by The Studite

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Heather’s Miniskirts in Los Angeles is presumably a new store at the time of this posting, given that I can find no reference to it on the Web older than a few days or in any regard other than the … Continue reading →

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It’s Valentine’s Day already?

Posted on December 22, 2011 by The Studite

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I don’t observe Christmas or Valentine’s Day unless I have to, yet somehow it still seems slightly obnoxious that there are already photos of Miranda Kerr in Valentine’s Day-themed lingerie when we haven’t even gotten through Christmas or New Year’s … Continue reading →

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The Vagina Photologues: Kat Dennings

Posted on December 22, 2011 by The Studite

Kat Dennings portrait for the New York Times

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“Women are supposed to be mysterious, and there’s a veil you don’t cross, but vagina jokes are just gold, man.” Thus spake actress Kat Dennings in an interview for The New York Times on September 18th, back before 2 Broke … Continue reading →

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Emmy Rossum in the January 2012 Zooey magazine

Posted on December 22, 2011 by The Studite

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Even if you don’t watch Shameless, as I don’t, there’s probably some part of you that’s at least subconsciously aware that it’s second season is premiering soon. You know this because of the Greek chorus of vamping Emmy Rossums shouting … Continue reading →

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Black Widow of “The Avengers” gets a breast reduction

Posted on December 22, 2011 by The Studite

Scarlett Johansson poster for “The Avengers”

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It’s fairly common practice to enhance certain body parts on magazine covers and movie posters. Just one of those things that all of us as a society have apparently agreed to. Scarlett Johansson’s posters from Iron Man 2, however, went … Continue reading →

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Sofía Vergara’s 2011 Mexican Christmas bikini vacation

Posted on December 22, 2011 by The Studite

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Some performers are always “on”, whether they’re working or not. Actress/model Sofía Vergara seems to be one of them. But in a good way, insofar as it usually means posing in a bikini for her Twitter fans whenever she’s on … Continue reading →

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Holly Peers’ 2012 calendar

Posted on December 21, 2011 by The Studite

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Calendar shoots in general tend to run a wee more glammed up than I like from my glamor models, but an over-glammed — and naked — Holly Peers is still infinitely better than no Holly Peers at all. Yes, of … Continue reading →

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Is it time to forgive Tara Reid?

Posted on December 21, 2011 by The Studite

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As I perused these photos of Tara Reid in many dresses shopping around Hollywood, I thought, “Those boobs look like they’ve finally settled in, and she’s not really bad looking … Shouldn’t we all cut her some slack now and … Continue reading →

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Brooke Burke and her abs in Fitness magazine

Posted on December 21, 2011 by The Studite

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That anyone would have chiseled abs after four kids is a remarkable achievement, and model/Dancing with the Stars character Brooke Burke is understandably proud of that. Having said that, I look forward to the day when the novelty of Brooke’s … Continue reading →

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Pam Anderson’s Hawaiian bikini holiday

Posted on December 21, 2011 by The Studite

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Pamela Anderson in a bikini. It’s the kind of thing that, once upon a time, could cause traffic accidents à la Salma Hayek crossing the street in Desperado. Now … not so much. But still worth a gander through the … Continue reading →

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When the camera squints, it can still make out the old Rose McGowan

Posted on December 20, 2011 by The Studite

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Rose McGowan close up these days … I think we’ve covered that. Rose in sunglasses is usually just as offputting, since it hides much of what still looks natural on her face. But Rose at a distance? And in a … Continue reading →

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Scarlett Johansson on “The Late Show with David Letterman” on December 12 2011

Posted on December 20, 2011 by The Studite

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Scarlett Johansson and her severe do were on Letterman last Monday. Even if you haven’t seen the interview, you know the topics: The leaked naked photos. We Bought a Zoo. Etc. All I know is that, once upon a time, … Continue reading →

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Christmas comes early with Kelly Brook. And so might you.

Posted on December 20, 2011 by The Studite

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Ordinarily, an Advent calendar is used for counting the days of Advent (Latin for “coming”) in anticipation of Christmas. But in the hands of Love magazine, “Advent” assumes a somewhat ickier meaning when the calendar takes the form of daily … Continue reading →

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Kelly Brook’s sense of humor requires British citizenship

Posted on December 20, 2011 by The Studite

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“Without make up I actually look like Craig David,” posted Kelly Brook in a tweet accompanying a photo of herself in lingerie, large glasses, headphones, and some sort of bearded half mask. For those of us unfamiliar with British pop … Continue reading →

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A sneak peek of Emmy Rossum in “Shameless”, season 2

Posted on December 19, 2011 by The Studite

Emmy Rossum in “Shameless”, season 2, episode 1

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The second season of Shameless doesn’t actually start until January 8, but as is sometimes the case, the Internet can’t wait that long to see people like actress Emmy Rossum naked. So here’s a little preview of what’s to come with … Continue reading →

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Culo de Vergara

Posted on December 18, 2011 by The Studite

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My own culo’s still killing me after spending the last couple days in a Budget Truck for the final stage of my relocation, so thank God for Sofía Vergara’s transparent trasero, reminding me as it does that, once upon a … Continue reading →

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Lindsay Lohan’s Hawaiian holiday bikini photos

Posted on December 13, 2011 by The Studite

Lindsay Lohan in a bikini on a beach in Hawaii

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A friend of mine, having my little site here in mind, recently asked me if I saw the Lindsay Lohan pictures from Playboy yet. I think I disappointed her with my cavalier “meh” dismissal of them. My reasoning was this: … Continue reading →

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Scarlett Johansson and her painful-looking do at the premiere of “We Bought a Zoo” in New York

Posted on December 13, 2011 by The Studite

Scarlett Johansson at the premiere of “We Bought a Zoo” in New York

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Looking over some of the reviews amalgamating at RottenTomatoes.com, I think I see why there was so little trumpet-blowing just months before We Bought a Zoo came out. Not to fear, potential Leave-Scarlett-Alone guy — Scarlett Johansson’s real payday (The … Continue reading →

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Christina Hendricks, Booze Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary

Posted on December 13, 2011 by The Studite

Christina Hendricks poses for Johnnie Walker

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Famously curvy Mad Men actress and bottle-redhead Christina Hendricks is an admitted fan of Scotch — she wrote an article to that effect — which is partly why she’s seen here posing with a bottle of Johnnie Walker at a … Continue reading →

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Miranda Kerr nude in Industrie magazine

Posted on December 13, 2011 by The Studite

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“The Making of Miranda Kerr: Her journey from Australia to the world stage with a stopover in the land of high-end fashion.” No matter how fascinated we might be about this or that celebrity, there comes a time where we … Continue reading →

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CNN Heroes 2011: Giving the world a good-on

Posted on December 12, 2011 by The Studite

Miley Cyrus at “CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute”

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Since 2007, Gelfling news anchor Anderson Cooper has been hosting CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute, which honors viewer-nominated individuals who make extraordinary contributions to humanitarian aid. As most of these people are not widely known, they do not by themselves … Continue reading →

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Jessica Alba’s InStyle boobs might as well be real

Posted on December 12, 2011 by The Studite

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Since I moved out of the Los Angeles area some years ago, the odds that I’ll ever run into actress/model Jessica Alba in real life are slim to none; pictures of her are the only tangible reality she has in … Continue reading →

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Faith in “The League”, revisited

Posted on December 11, 2011 by The Studite

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Well, Eliza Dushku’s appearance on The League finally came. Didn’t see the episode. But I did see the relevant scene. And now, so can you.

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Kat Dennings in Bust magazine, December 2011

Posted on December 11, 2011 by The Studite

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Anyone not familiar with Bust magazine might be a little disappointed with the lack of titillation in this month’s issue, which features ultra-busty 2 Broke Girls star Kat Dennings on the cover but absolutely no hint of cleavage. But those … Continue reading →

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Eva Green nude in “Perfect Sense”

Posted on December 10, 2011 by The Studite

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Of course, it’d be nice to see vampy, juggy actress Eva Green in something unequivocally good once in a while. But if I can’t get that, it’s still always good to see Eva unequivocally naked. Perfect Sense, already out in … Continue reading →

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Michelle Williams portraits by Brigitte Lacombe

Posted on December 9, 2011 by The Studite

Michelle Williams portrait by Brigitte Lacombe

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At some point, I guess I’m going to have to see My Week with Marilyn. Partly because I really like Michelle Williams, both aesthetically and for her acting talents, but partly out of curiosity: Will I be able to ignore … Continue reading →

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